I thought I had it going on this weekend, I really did. I mean, I ordered my brown and blondish streaked layered wig, my crazy blinged-out sunglasses and my Hustle necklace from Amazon.so I thought I'd be so obvious as J-Lo's "Ramona" from the movie Hustlers. Didn't quite work out that way. It all started when my mom said "Who are you? That Lisa woman from one of those dumb Housewives shows you love so much?" Not even close.
Here are the comments I received:
Who are you? Peg Bundy?
Who are you? Dolores from RHNJ
Who are you? Joan Collins. (That one hurt)
Who are you? Teresa Guidice from RHNJ
Who are you? Sophia Loren
Who are you? Shania Twain
Who are you? Luane from from RHNY
Who are you? Kris Jenner (wth?)
Who are you? Caitlyn Jenner (WTF?)
So I went from this...
To this within two hours...
I ripped that wig off as soon as I could and I shoved it in my face Chanel purse. Oh and I took my boots off too because I reached the point where I couldn't walk.
The epic win went to Antonio Marco B. His "MASA" space suit was the hit of the party. He even had a corn cob with a sombrero on it. This is the full costume. He ordered the helmet on Amazon. It had a hole in the front so he could eat and breath and drink beer.
Next day we went to La Fonda again with the boys, AMB's roomates. It was such a beautiful day! And, yes, I drove after the festivities.
Oh and my look for the day...not sure about it but they were the only sunglasses I brought. Kinda Weird.
Oh and I can't forget out MOVIE CLUB day. We saw JOKER. I thought it was fascinating. Gory in some parts, shocking in other parts but a look into what someone goes through when they progress in their mental illness. It was good. Here we are!
That's enough out of me for the time being. I have linked my latest podcast (hopefully) to this Diary so hopefully you'll listen to it.
See you soon, Diary.